butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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