sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Houston, we have a blender
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....