Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.