either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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