I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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