is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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