Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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