Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
please come you make the beer taste better
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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