don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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