windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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