i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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