So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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