Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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