You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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