i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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