so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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