so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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