Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
