does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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