hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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