Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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