I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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