This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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