Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
