look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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