dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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