so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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