Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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