At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
How's work?
Spinning.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
