with your own penis?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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