why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How naked do you want me to be?
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