i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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