The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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