At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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