Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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