So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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