Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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