***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
operation harelip BJ is a go
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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