And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
