We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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