I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Text me some of your sweat
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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