I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
