Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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