she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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