she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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