Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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