There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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