So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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