How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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