no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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