I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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