i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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