he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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