Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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