he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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