i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My pussy is not your playground.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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