Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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