She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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