I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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