how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
