you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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