Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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