Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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