She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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