dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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